This holiday I wanted to share this list of reasons why Santa Uses Elves to do all of his work. Check it out and see if you agree.
Their small size makes them portable
Elves, the other, other white meat
Can conveniently use UPS for elf travel
OSHA doesn’t care how many elves you kill
Keeps him from ever having to buy knee pads
Has a deal with Nabisco to pick up Keebler lay-offs
Saves money by shopping in the kids section
20 elves produce as much heat as one rick of wood.
Elves have to be at least 300 years old to retire.
Santa has a midget fetish
