So I do phone support for a living.
Its not hard and the pay is good. I like the work. the stress level is very high at times but the holiday season is usually not that time. Things slow way down this time of year for me. Its after xmas that I get pretty busy as everyone opens their new toys etc. With that in mind I wrote a modified 12 days of christmas I thought you might enjoy. I wont right the whole thing out just the changed verses.Cheers!
On the first day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. A computer problem solved
On the second day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Two RMAs
On the third day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Three power cycles
On the fourth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Four install fails
On the fifth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Fiiiiiive hold requests
On the sixth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Six bad excuses
On the seventh day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me….Seven error pop-ups
On the eighth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Eight computer restarts
On the ninth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Nine file replacements
On the tenth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Ten license changes
On the eleventh day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me….Eleven settings updates
On the twelfth day of Christmas Tech Support Gave to me…. Twelve account questions