Top 10 Reasons why Santa Uses Elves


This holiday I wanted to share this list of reasons why Santa Uses Elves to do all of his work.  Check it out and see if you agree.

Their small size makes them portable

Elves, the other, other white meat

Can conveniently use UPS for elf travel

OSHA doesn’t care how many elves you kill

Keeps him from ever having to buy knee pads

Has a deal with Nabisco to pick up Keebler lay-offs

Saves money by shopping in the kids section

20 elves produce as much heat as one rick of wood.

Elves have to be at least 300 years old to retire.

Santa has a midget fetish


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