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Xmas poem by Paul Gilmartin

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Can I build you a casket?

Can I build you a casket?

 Have you ever researched your own name?  It really is fascinating stuff.  When I was younger I was occasionally reminded by jovial teachers here and there that my last name, Cooper, was in fact also a profession.  It seems that a “Cooper” is a person who makes or repairs barrels.  While this is mostly true, through some good old Internet research I have come to know that my name is actually much richer and means so much...

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..and their paying their own way!

A man in New York calls his son, Bob in Tennessee the day before Christmas Eve and says “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” The son asks, “Dad, what are you talking about? What has happened?”  The father replies, “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. We’re sick of each other, and I’m...

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Dog -vs- Cat

Dog -vs- Cat

The Dog’s Diary:8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm – Got...

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ATTN: Winter classes offered for men.

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, NOV 23,2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays –Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll –Does It Change Itself? Round Table...

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MY BIRTHDAY!!

Birthdays are strange things, the more you have the more you try and pretend they don’t matter, and the more people try and tell you they are not so bad. I’m not really sure why it is that people think they are bad things, Its true, you are getting older, but as someone just said to me “who isn’t getting older every day?” -  I think the problem people associate with birthdays has more to do with the fact that...

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