A man in New York calls his son, Bob in Tennessee the day before Christmas Eve and says “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” The son asks, “Dad, what are you talking about? What has happened?”  The father replies, “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. We’re sick of each other, and I’m...

The Dog’s Diary:8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm – Got...

     My name is Richard Jay Cooper. Everyone calls me by my middle name, Jay. I am 37 years old. I have lived in the great state of  Tennessee for most of my life. I am a Computer Tech, Web / Graphic designer,  Husband and Father of three. I live in the city of Mt. Juliet with my Wife, Laura and two boys, Austin and Caelan ages 16 and 13.  My step son Adam is 26 years old and lives in Carksville where my wife’s hometown. ...

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, NOV 23,2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays –Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll –Does It Change Itself? Round Table...

  Those of you that know me know I work in an industry that requires quite a bit of graphic design, logo development, graphic manipulation and all around artistry.  I enjoy this tremendously and get a kick out of seeing others enjoy my work.  I also really enjoy it when clients get involved and help develop a design.  Its a great feeling in the end when a client sees their design and points out how it incorporates their ideas and...

A young ventriloquist was doing a show in Marco Island . With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting:’I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes,’ she screamed. ‘What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?...