As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”. GD Star...
Read MoreEnvironmental Dissonance
I have children whom I love dearly. I want to pass along good habits and ideals to them. There is one area that is starting to drive me absolutely insane and that is this green movement. I am all for “doing your part to help the environment” but I see this turning into a circus or a joke the more it gathers momentum. Let me give you an example. Where I work the people I do support for print a...
Read MoreValen-SHMUCKS-Day
It should be exposed that Valentine’s Day was originally concocted by the Christian Church to ruin the festival of Lupercalia (named after the Roman God Lupercus) which was held on the 15th of February and continued throughout the month. Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman God of Agriculture, (the date in February was originally chosen to welcome spring) and to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus...
Read MoreWhy do people listen to Doctors?
I’ve encountered many doctors in many settings and I’ve been able to clearly conclude that most of them are idiots. A lot of them can’t even balance their checkbooks. With all the tools available to modern medicine – the blood tests and M.R.I.’s and endoscopes – you might think that misdiagnosis has become a rare thing. But you would be wrong. Studies of autopsies have shown that doctors seriously...
Read MorePeople usually fake enthusiasm, but not me.
I am a realistic thinker. Many of my friends see me as a negative person. I get very tired of telling them that I am NOT in fact NEGATIVE that I am thinking REALISTICALLY.There may be circumstances where delusional thinking may make one happier than realistic thinking, however there are things in life that are more important than happiness, such as facing problems and solving them instead of being deluded about them. Although I argue that...
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