Being a big guy, and loving Halloween like I do, I thought it would be helpful and humorous to run down a list of the Halloween costume ideas I entertained this year.  I will definitely be picking from this list for future costume ideas.  If you are an extra rotund, pleasingly plump, large and in-charge guy, like me, then I hope you enjoy this list.  I know I laughed pretty hard when I thought of myself dressed up like one of these.

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Ok. Who hasn’t wanted to be Fred Flint-stone at some point in their life?

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Friar Tuck gets all the chicks, plus the robe can hide all your imperfections.

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Yeah I know what your thinking, This one only works if you can pull off the Peter Griffin laugh, Hahahahahhhahhhahahahha.

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.    Whats more scary on Halloween than ahuge non Asian guy in a fancy diaper? Hayaaaah!

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Friends Romans Countrymen, lend me your sandals for this costume.

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. You can tell all the trick-or-treaters that they should finish school or they might end up living in a “VAAAAAHHHHN DOWN BY THE RIIIVER” like you.

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    I know this is a hard one to pull off if you cant grow facial hair or spend 3 million on a yacht but its awesome if you CAN!

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So there you have it.  A list of costumes well suited to those of us with a large frame and a huge ego to match.

Happy Halloween all!  Until next year!