10. Their small size makes them portable
09. Elves, the other, other white meat
08. Can conveniently use UPS for elf travel
07. OSHA doesn’t care how many elves you kill
06. Keeps him from ever having to buy knee pads
05. Has a deal with Nabisco to pick up Keebler lay-offs
04. Saves money by shopping in the kids section
03. 20 elves produce as much heat as one rick of wood.
02. Elves have to be at least 300 years old to retire.
01. Santa has a midget fetish
Related posts:
